sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
i just want that when it’s finally revealed that Hannibal has been eating people everyone will freak out
and then one person will just be like
i wish i was tumblr famous so i could give people my address and get them to buy me pizza

i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like
ah yes. i have pleased you
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
I hear mulan has some good advise

