astraldemise:

scssouomfffffmhogh scroffscrof

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netherworldpost:

ryan-sometimes:

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

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braindamaged007-deactivated2024:

crazy-brazilian:

The names Damaged, Brain. Damaged.

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thelastofthedilettantes:

witchlenore:

gynandromorph:

thecutestcatever:

uguuuchan:

gimme sammich

gib bagul

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

Always reblog Gib Bagul

history

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sirartwork:

macmanx:

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

NPR

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

(via miss-markers)

gayvampyr:

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the motivation and energy to do the thing they’ve been putting off

(via miss-markers)

psychophagus:

psychophagus:

let’s make soup! just toss whatever you got in the pot and reblog to share it at the end :)

veggies (specify in tags)

water

mushrooms

meat (specify in tags)

tomatoes

potatoes

aromatics (specify in tags)

salt

stones

other (specify in tags)

See Results

to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.

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peachdoxie:

peachdoxie:

I’m terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

I’m insane for other reasons.

(via pulchrabelle)

spiderrpcrker:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

weaselle:

teamrocketing:

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

this is a man who has experienced The Public

“Look at me”

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hickeywiththegoodhair:

speedlimit15:

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

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cyberbun:

doubleca5t:

:

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

who the fuck made this post

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nudityandnerdery:

quasi-normalcy:

mugenfinder:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

were–ralph:

They’re coming…..

FUCKING SCATTER

You know what? Twitter refugees are welcome here

The bad news? Tumblr is now trending on Twitter.

The good news? It’s trending because of posts like these.

God speed.

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